Archive for September, 2007

Zombie Safety Council: Tip of the Month

Thank you to everyone for helping support and promote “Zombies Are Coming”.  Zombies have claimed the lives of countless victims leaving empty families in the wake.  It is up to us to take matters into our own hands and be prepared to combat these ghouls.This month’s Safety Council tip pertains to zombie attacks while you may be eating out with your family.  Scientific studies have shown that while zombies have minimal brain activity, portions of their memories remain, allowing the zombies to access certain information from their past.

If you are eating out and a zombie outbreak occurs, your best escape route is through a backdoor, via the kitchen.  That little memory recall that a zombie might have access to would lead them to attack via the front door.  If you are there during a busy time then the zombies will be occupied with those waiting to be seated, freeing you up to flee out of the back.  As you run through the back, and if you are unarmed, look for items to distract zombies, such as fire extinguishers etc.  Make your exit as soon as possible and if you can use those distractors, do so in order to get to your car.

Do not make the mistake of expecting zombies to be distracted by throwing food at them.  In general, they are not interested in the same food items as the living.  However, raw meat might offer enough of an interruption for you to escape.

Be safe out there, friends.  Be sharp.  Be aware.

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