Comments on: Three Great Things About The Zombie Apocalypse

By: Dr Who

Dr Who — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 01:54:30 +0000

Pheonix I hate to tell you it’s going to be knowledge that will keep you alive. While school isn’t the only way to learn, for most it’s a good way. Trust me, living life just trying to stay alive isn’t a way to live a pleasant life.

“Zed’s dead baby, Zed’s dead.” - Butch

By: pheonix

pheonix — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 04:47:13 +0000

dude no more school for the rest of your life you dont need it if you goal is just to see the next day

By: Dr Who

Dr Who — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 03:23:18 +0000

To all those who think that surviving WWZ is fun. Take off work for two weeks, get yourself a backpack and stuff it full of whatever you can carry except food, have a buddy drop you off in the middle of nowhere and now make your own way back without hitchhiking or getting any help from humanity. Life starts to really suck the third day of grub stew. Pine needle tea wears thin quick. You will only last the two weeks if you are BAD and then you will start to realize how much the aftermath is going to suck. Look into how much work goes into farming a large enough plot to feed you and yours. Look at how life was 150 years ago and add to this the walking dead and life doesn’t seem so fun anymore. Operating you own power plant? How much experience do you have doing that? Can you fix everything there? Think these things through. Your PSpaperweight loses it’s appeal quickly.

By: ms.zombiiie™

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By: Angryvikingman

Angryvikingman — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 22:41:09 +0000

I don’t remember saying that I was going to get sloshed and try and take out all the zombies. However, I DID say that a zombie apocalypse would be horrible. Thank you for exagerating and twisting everything I said. Get bent, you tool.

By: ZombieSlayer

ZombieSlayer — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:32:29 +0000

I would hate that world! Zombies suck on too many levels to count and while finding the silver lining is important, we should all be able to agree that it would suck beyond recognition.

Sure there are nay-sayers who have crappy jobs and probably even crappier social lives, but I think that most “adjusted” human beings would rather watch our tv and surf our internet, or hell, even take our evening walks at our own pace, rather than fighting roving hordes of literally millions of undead.

There are some who say, “Oh sure, a little ammo, a little booze and I’ll be fine.” You sir, are an idiot. First off, booze will be the first thing on the “not required for survival” list and the first thing on the “necessary for boneheads and alcoholics” list. First, you can’t shoot straight when you’re drinking. Now I know, you’re some sort of champion shooter than can quickdraw and shoot apples at 1000000 yards with open sights… congratulations, but if you think that once everything settles down you’ll just hit the bottle, you’re as good as dead. Hell, when my friends and I go drinking, they can’t even tell the difference between a hot chick and an ugly one, let alone one that is breathing or not.

Maybe a shot of booze to ease the tensions once the excrement has settled, but how long is that going to last? Week? Two tops?

You know what? Screw it. Drink away your cares! Drink it all for all I care. One less person, one more zombie, see if I care.

The fact of the matter is this: there is no silver lining to the Z war. None. And don’t think that just because you’re on your little island that you’re safe… zombies float and zombies wash ashore.

By: Angryvikingman

Angryvikingman — Sun, 11 May 2008 19:59:53 +0000

While I, as much as anyone else would love a break from the everyday grind, a zombie outbreak would be horrible. If most of my friends survived, then I don’t guess it would be too bad. I’m pretty much a survivalist, and I dont need the trappings of everyday society. Some ammo, booze, ramen noodles, and a few friends and I’d be in heaven. The only part that would suck would be finding a place to grow veggies and other food stuff and keeping it safe from people too lazy to grow their own food. The work tending a garden isn’t really labor intensive until the harvest time. So all in all, a simple country life wouldn’t be too bad. Just some fences to put up and minimal work to do.

By: Platinum

Platinum — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:42:08 +0000

Note to ZAC Admin:

Perhaps a discussion about why a motorcycle is probably the WORST vehicle to fight zombies on. (btw, I ride one on a daily basis)

Separate discussion on the longevity of wannabe superheroes.

By: BudZombie

BudZombie — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:31:52 +0000

I can easily say that a zombie apocolypse would probably be one of the greatest events I could ever witness.

Granted… most of my friends dont care to stay prepared… and hardly pay attention when I try to get them to listen.

So I’d probably lose close to everyone if not everyone I know.

That being said… I’d probably adopt some kind of badass outfit and try to procure a motorcycle. Arm myself to the teeth…

and ride into the nearest city

A zombie outbreak would be kind of like a suicide for me… unless alot of people survived… It’d be pointless to go it alone for too long.

By: Ben the Fed.

Ben the Fed. — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:34:45 +0000

Uh. Don’t we already have a zombie for president?