Are the Clinton’s Zombies?
Rarely have we engaged in political banter on this site, however CNN Politics offers a cartoon click where zombies are an option. Cartoon Clicks: Why can’t Obama finish off Hillary?
Comments (4)
Comments (4)
Comments (4)
- Have a topic you would like to see covered here? Are you interesting in becoming a regular author on this site? Drop us a line lookdead [at] zombiesarecoming.com
FORGER on 29 Apr 2008 at 5:55 pm #
To compare a politician to a zombie is an insult to zombies.
And besides, it’s damned frustrating to have two creatures that equally need killin’, and only being able to legally kill one.
Both pose a threat to our lives, liberty and pursuit of happiness, and both would happily pull our brains outta our skulls in order to ensure their survival over us.
The only difference is that pols do it consciously, with malice aforethought, and zombies do it on instinct.
And that goes for the life suckers on both sides of the political spectrum. The problem with this election is we don’t even have “The Greater Evil” to vote against. They all suck like a black hole.
So I’m going for a write-in candidate this time around…
“ASH 2008″
FORGER on 29 Apr 2008 at 5:56 pm #
And you can’t come up with a more accurate campaign slogan…
Trapped In Time…
This campaign has been going on forfuckingever.
Surrounded By Evil…
Muslims, Morons, Democrats, Republicans, Hippies, Gorecolytes, Deadites, Zombies… there are lots of folks out there that just need killin’…
Low On Gas.
$3.40 a fucking gallon???
You gotta be fuckin’ kidding!!!
ASH 2008!!!
Platinum on 01 May 2008 at 5:38 pm #
Question: Has the legal status of killing the undead been established?
Some states still have ridiculous lack-of-self-defense laws (some states, and D.C.).
Is it clearly “self-defense” or do you have to wait to be bitten?
Is undead “dead” or “still alive, potentially curable”, therefore making your self-defense in a shady, politcally correct gray area?
If a tree falls on a zombie in the forest, does anyone hear the splat?
FORGER on 01 May 2008 at 9:47 pm #
Is it clearly “self-defense” or do you have to wait to be bitten?
A zombie once bit my sister…
Is undead “dead” or “still alive, potentially curable”, therefore making your self-defense in a shady, politcally correct gray area?
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the zombie with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: “The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink”…
If a tree falls on a zombie in the forest, does anyone hear the splat?
Mynd you, zombie bites Kan be pretti nasti…