Comments on: Are the Clinton’s Zombies? http://www.zombiesarecoming.com/2008/04/28/are-the-clintons-zombies/ Look Dead Thu, 09 Sep 2010 21:50:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: FORGER http://www.zombiesarecoming.com/2008/04/28/are-the-clintons-zombies/comment-page-1/#comment-15342 FORGER Fri, 02 May 2008 02:47:58 +0000 http://www.zombiesarecoming.com/2008/04/28/are-the-clintons-zombies/#comment-15342 Is it clearly “self-defense” or do you have to wait to be bitten? <i>A zombie once bit my sister...</i> Is undead “dead” or “still alive, potentially curable”, therefore making your self-defense in a shady, politcally correct gray area? <i>No realli! She was Karving her initials on the zombie with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...</i> If a tree falls on a zombie in the forest, does anyone hear the splat? <i>Mynd you, zombie bites Kan be pretti nasti…</i> Is it clearly “self-defense” or do you have to wait to be bitten?

A zombie once bit my sister…

Is undead “dead” or “still alive, potentially curable”, therefore making your self-defense in a shady, politcally correct gray area?

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the zombie with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: “The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink”…

If a tree falls on a zombie in the forest, does anyone hear the splat?

Mynd you, zombie bites Kan be pretti nasti…

]]> By: Platinum http://www.zombiesarecoming.com/2008/04/28/are-the-clintons-zombies/comment-page-1/#comment-15279 Platinum Thu, 01 May 2008 22:38:28 +0000 http://www.zombiesarecoming.com/2008/04/28/are-the-clintons-zombies/#comment-15279 Question: Has the legal status of killing the undead been established? Some states still have ridiculous lack-of-self-defense laws (some states, and D.C.). Is it clearly "self-defense" or do you have to wait to be bitten? Is undead "dead" or "still alive, potentially curable", therefore making your self-defense in a shady, politcally correct gray area? If a tree falls on a zombie in the forest, does anyone hear the splat? Question: Has the legal status of killing the undead been established?

Some states still have ridiculous lack-of-self-defense laws (some states, and D.C.).

Is it clearly “self-defense” or do you have to wait to be bitten?

Is undead “dead” or “still alive, potentially curable”, therefore making your self-defense in a shady, politcally correct gray area?

If a tree falls on a zombie in the forest, does anyone hear the splat?

]]> By: FORGER http://www.zombiesarecoming.com/2008/04/28/are-the-clintons-zombies/comment-page-1/#comment-14125 FORGER Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:56:40 +0000 http://www.zombiesarecoming.com/2008/04/28/are-the-clintons-zombies/#comment-14125 And you can't come up with a more accurate campaign slogan... Trapped In Time... This campaign has been going on forfuckingever. Surrounded By Evil... Muslims, Morons, Democrats, Republicans, Hippies, Gorecolytes, Deadites, Zombies... there are lots of folks out there that just need killin'... Low On Gas. $3.40 a fucking gallon??? You gotta be fuckin' kidding!!! ASH 2008!!! And you can’t come up with a more accurate campaign slogan…

Trapped In Time…

This campaign has been going on forfuckingever.

Surrounded By Evil…

Muslims, Morons, Democrats, Republicans, Hippies, Gorecolytes, Deadites, Zombies… there are lots of folks out there that just need killin’…

Low On Gas.

$3.40 a fucking gallon???

You gotta be fuckin’ kidding!!!

ASH 2008!!!

]]> By: FORGER http://www.zombiesarecoming.com/2008/04/28/are-the-clintons-zombies/comment-page-1/#comment-14124 FORGER Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:55:28 +0000 http://www.zombiesarecoming.com/2008/04/28/are-the-clintons-zombies/#comment-14124 To compare a politician to a zombie is an insult to zombies. And besides, it's damned frustrating to have two creatures that equally need killin', and only being able to legally kill one. Both pose a threat to our lives, liberty and pursuit of happiness, and both would happily pull our brains outta our skulls in order to ensure their survival over us. The only difference is that pols do it consciously, with malice aforethought, and zombies do it on instinct. And that goes for the life suckers on both sides of the political spectrum. The problem with this election is we don't even have "The Greater Evil" to vote against. They all suck like a black hole. So I'm going for a write-in candidate this time around... "ASH 2008" To compare a politician to a zombie is an insult to zombies.

And besides, it’s damned frustrating to have two creatures that equally need killin’, and only being able to legally kill one.

Both pose a threat to our lives, liberty and pursuit of happiness, and both would happily pull our brains outta our skulls in order to ensure their survival over us.

The only difference is that pols do it consciously, with malice aforethought, and zombies do it on instinct.

And that goes for the life suckers on both sides of the political spectrum. The problem with this election is we don’t even have “The Greater Evil” to vote against. They all suck like a black hole.

So I’m going for a write-in candidate this time around…

“ASH 2008″

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