Comments on: Zombie Scenario: How Good Is Your Plan?

By: Mr

Mr — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 07:34:12 +0000

well first things first i dotn own a gun (its ilegal) and the only knife i carry is a pen knife. this thing’s 3-4 inch’s long
(any longer is ilegal to carry with out a good reason some how i dont think incas of a zed attack i’ll keep me out o a cell)
and seeing as the only way to hurt that zed is to stab it in the eye/temple/soft pallet and hope i hit a important bit of the brain its out as a weapon (i’d rather not get my fingers bitten off)

so i’d pull my pants up (yup even if i haven’t finished better to have to look for new pants then get eaten on the john. So not being that zed with its pants round its ankles)

then I’d turn and pull the top of the back of the toilet (that big china beast) or something smiler aka the loo seat / toilet roll holder (being constantly aware of that foot or so of grab room round the walls)

assuming it hasn’t charged through the door so far
(if it has/dose nock the door down at this point – bash in the head till it stop’s moving then bash again (all ways double tap) )
i’d climb up on to the cubical wall bracing my back against the wall (so i cant be shaken off) and see what i can see.
(parkour is a life saver)

un less said zed is/was a tall bloke i should bee able to smash/kick em in the head whilst staying out o biting range (still have to watch the hand’s tho)|| or jump down and run like mad

I’d have to make that call as i go. On the one hand better not to fight hand to hand if i don’t have to. On the other i don’t want to risk having an unknown number of zed’s outside AND two behind me!!

The next item on the list is to grab my bug out bag or a spear like weapon witch ever happens first

By: PerroMarrano

PerroMarrano — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 09:17:41 +0000

I think waiting in there with or without a weapon is a bad idea. Let’s assume everything was ok before you went in there to take a shit, so this tells me the “problem” just started and it will get worse. I would wipe and flush. Pull out my .357 open the door and start firing at anything that looks threatening. Find an exit and go from there..

By: KillerB

KillerB — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 11:20:11 +0000

I assume that the door is locked………..first order of business is to take car of the busineess at hand. Once that is done…up with the trousers and out with the CCW. I only carry 13 round (7 in the gun and one 6 round magazine) I would wait for the commotion outside to stop. Then head for the car. If on the other hand I could get through the ceiling. (My work place has the drop ceiling hiding the duct work and wiring) I would go that route. I could look down by lifting the panels and plan my next move that way. P.S. I do know that the pannels do not support weight but there is a chance that you could hang onto or crawl on top of fire suppression pipes or duct work. In any case it is a better plan than fighting on ground level. Oh and I am not a fat f@^ker so I should be able to go that route. The Zombies will be paying more attention to the meat shields in the office spaces than to me in the ceiling.

By: wm1

wm1 — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:08:25 +0000

Make a nice meal at home using some of the great Juliet Mae spices you can buy online. Then enjoy your meal while stacking them zombies in the foyer. I think a spear would work to go through them into a wall to hold them while I finish my tasty tacos made with Juliet Mae Spices. Then, after a dessert of flan made with vanilla sugar from Juliet Mae Spices (available online); I would get in a boat and wait offshore, maybe plan what else I will cook with Juliet Mae Spices.

By: eric

eric — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 04:52:55 +0000

That’s funny, a baton. The toilet seat is another hilarious one.

Basically, you’re screwed if you’re not packing a gun. That’s why I pack a gun ALL THE TIME, and although zombies were not my original reason for deciding to carry concealed, they make as good a target as any. You can keep your tae kwon do, crowbars, and other levers.

Heck, I’m just waiting for a situation like this to happen; this would bring out the best in me.

Heck, I’d even protect dickless gun-grabbers and their commie liberal homo lovers, I’m so tolerant.

By: Sharpshooter

Sharpshooter — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:14:25 +0000

i like NymfAn’s plan. scratch the hokey gear though its not tear resistant and go for something like a thick leather jacket in one of the stores like Bullingtons Coat Factory

By: NymfAn

NymfAn — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:52:03 +0000

I would stay in the mall depending on the amount of zombies. There could be a sports store or something the you could get equipment from. I would get one of those aluminum bats and some hockey gear and just beat the crap out of any zombies that come between me and the car. Then I would get to my uncles house and get him his wife and his shotguns and rifles. I would call all my family members and have a meeting place to distibute food, guns, amunition, and cars hopefully we survive

By: lithondros

lithondros — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:33:37 +0000

THe best thing to do is wait for the zombie to leave the restroom. Hopefully the smells will distract it. If not figure out a way to kill it most likely like most of you have said use the toilet seat. Once it is out of the picture and your sure you are safe, call someone who would BE able to prepare a safe house. Then leave the mall area hopefully a good sprint will keep the zombies from following you. Get to the safe house, and wait this thing out.

By: fl1ntlock

fl1ntlock — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:09:43 +0000

I would have to get to high ground. To assess the situation.

By: Ross

Ross — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 09:36:45 +0000

I would have no hope of surviving…. pity we have no concealed carry permits or fully automatic firearms in New Zealand. Or i would blow the zombie’s goddamn head off.