Survival Rules from Hollywood

Many of us have already seen Hollywood’s production of Zombieland and admired the rules portrayed. It was refreshing to see a character in a zombie film actually have some very common sense guidelines that were followed on an almost religious basis. However, it is still Hollywood and they are bound to screw stuff up. So without giving away too much of the film for those who have not seen it, let’s focus on one of the rules mentioned in the film: “Survival Rule #22: Know Your Way Out”.
To avoid any spoilers, there is a scene toward the end of the movie where some of the characters make a very poor decision as to where to they feel would be a safe place to hide from the undead. What they actually did was place themselves in a very dangerous situation that without assistance, they would have never survived. When I got to this point in the movie, I actually thought they were dead because of the poor choice they made. When the undead are coming after you, think quick, be aware of what is around you, and always have an exit.
- Pay Attention: When you are on the move you have to think quickly. You could easily have found yourself in a new location and have no idea how to get out. If you run into a building, pay attention to possible exits or “safe spots”. You have to have 360 degree view. It is not enough to merely run away and hope you end up some place safe. You have to scan the area in case you need to come back.
- Leave a Trail: Also from Zombieland, regarding Survival Rule #22, we saw one of the characters in the film pay careful attention to this. During a run into a building, and before heading back to a more suspicious area, this character propped open a door in case a quick exit was needed. Naturally, you want to quickly scan what is on the other side, but leaving a trail or a marker for quick escape routes can make your life as a non-zombie a little longer.
- Known Locations: If you are going to hold up in a specific place and plan on being there for a while, you should always have an escape route. Hollywood brought this point up with Night of the Living Dead when several survivors attempted to wait it out in the basement of a house. One way in, one way out. In our opinion, this is a very poor strategy and we saw how it paid off. Whenever possible, have an exit and memorize it.
- Scenarios: The best way to stay alive is to run through scenarios. That is why we post them here. They keep you thinking. If you are out to eat, think about what would happen if zombies invaded at that moment. Think about your home, work, car, friends apartment, video store, strip club (now there would be an interesting scenario), etc.
Remember, Hollywood will usually get it wrong, but we can learn from their mistakes and increase our ability to survive the undead apocalypse.
Stay safe. Stay informed. Stay alive.
Comments (22)







Ronin666 on 17 Mar 2010 at 6:59 pm #
I think ZombieLand also taught us not to dress as zombies and sneak up behind people. :)
DirtyJohnny on 17 Mar 2010 at 8:10 pm #
ROFLMAO.. ^ Oh so predictable but entertaining.. good point. Rule #36?
McLuvin on 17 Mar 2010 at 9:36 pm #
A rule should be to upgrade your weapon whenever possible.
The main character had access to many guns throughout the movie but stuck with the same one he had in the beginning. It was a terrible choice. Also don’t waste ammo by shooting into the air.
tullis on 18 Mar 2010 at 1:39 am #
yep, I never understood passing by the cop cars without searching them
Seems like a common sense place to look for gak.
ThatScoutKid on 18 Mar 2010 at 2:02 am #
i dont really consider zombieland a zombie movie. more like a movie with zombies in it. but good point. a few generic good ideas and a few generic bad ones. what are we gonna do about it? and to answer my own question, go into the studio that made zombieland and hit the first person you see there in the face with a bat. or go watch zombie diaries. low budget but a very good watch that points out a lot of the more subtle fucked up things that are going on behind the actual zombies eating people.
Angryvikingman on 18 Mar 2010 at 4:24 am #
New shirt designs up on http://www.cafepress.com/zac_tact
Some of them look the same, but they are variations with different logos on front and back, different types of shirts, or small logo on front with large on back, ect.
For those of you coming to the event, check them out! They aren’t marked up for profit, they’re at base cost for cafepress to create them. (Printing on both sides is extra, then if you’re fat like me, they charge you an extra $3. How gay…)
Stephen on 18 Mar 2010 at 2:11 pm #
The reason you should think about scenarios before the event is that it means that you don’t need to think when you have to do something. This is why soldiers train so intensively before going to war – they don’t want to have to work out what to do while they’re being shot out.
McLuvin on 19 Mar 2010 at 6:17 pm #
Scoutkid, that is just an expensive way to destroy a gun.
If you really want to get into full auto beltfed toys it would work but it would
be a compromise at best. Once you get rich you can get a 249 or RPD that
would be better suited to the task.
jonessoda023 on 20 Mar 2010 at 11:21 pm #
one scene really bugged me in that movie. they are walking through the town and i noticed in the background a tank and an army humvee. they didnt even bother to check either of these, and instead smashed the windows of a van
Kain - ZAC Weapon Consultant on 21 Mar 2010 at 12:05 am #
Jonessoda023, you do have a valid point, I believe that they do equip most tanks and fighting vehicles with some sort of crew weaponry, and anything even the friggin M16A2 muskets are better than nothing, actually for zombies I’d take the extra barrel length. Anyway, I would think that any self respecting crew would have likely spent every round in their arsenal before being ripped to pieces, “death before dismount” and all that. Though that just my two cents as I think back to the scene now, at the time when I first saw it I was too excited and laughing my ass off since the town that they were filming in is something like ten miles from my house, and me an 3ID were like “Hey, I know that place!” Actually in real life there is guy who owns a gun store right behind where the tank was, and i do believe that he would have survived the zombie apocalypse if for no other reason than he has enough ammo in that place to start a medium sized war, guns too and I wouldn’t hesitate to believe some stuff the AFT don’t know about. Lets just put it this way he make myself look like a poster child for the perfectly sane and blah blah blah. That ol’ boy is just plan weird.
“They won’t get me they won’t get me thought they never cease to try
they won’t get me they won’t get me I would rather fight and die
they won’t get me they won’t get me well my friend will they get you?
when they get you when they get you tell me what are you gonna do?”
Dropkick Murphys – The Gauntlet
sean on 21 Mar 2010 at 8:53 pm #
was zombieland a good film?
also zombie strippers lol…
Dillon on 21 Mar 2010 at 9:46 pm #
Another thing that really bothered me was, not only did they not check the vehicles, they didn’t TAKE them. i mean would you rather be in the Armored personel carrier, the humvee the M1A1 Abrams or the civilian catilac and hummer h2-3. seriously… there is no way a zombie is breaking through a military vehicles glass. plus who needs to clear a building when you can just fire some artillery and run over the zombies attracted to the noise in your big sexy tank. FU Holleywood, and Iran (they will both be a nuclear crater someday)
Ronin666 on 22 Mar 2010 at 4:49 am #
Both are good for a laugh
Angryvikingman on 22 Mar 2010 at 1:20 pm #
Crap, dont buy any of the shirts I made yet. I have to adjust some of the graphics. The little zac tact logo is on a grayish background for some reason. The big graphics are fine. IDK why the hell it happened. I’ll have it fixed by tomorrow. Aside from that, they look great. (Just in case you’re wondering I bought one and it came in today, thats how I know.)
Angryvikingman on 22 Mar 2010 at 1:27 pm #
I think that black ones will be ok though. I’m working on the white ones now.
ThatScoutKid on 24 Mar 2010 at 3:57 am #
me and kastranaytor were having a discussion like men do, over bowls of mac and cheese (a staple for us poor teenagers) and of course the issue of time travel came up. he went on about how a single air raid or artillery barrage would make any roman legionary worship the god of war. while i agree, my mind started to wander to zombies, like it tends to do. and when i start thinking zombies , i start thinking hoards. and since the military channel was on , i started thinking about vehicles. one of my favorite thoughts was this. an M1 abrahms with a mine sweeping flail attached to the front, leisurely cruising through a few thousand zeds. it only stops when the pasted up body parts gum up the tracks, and then you open up with the canister shots and M2 while whoever you don’t want scoring with your chick goes out and un-gums them. then i thought about the roman legionaries again and could stop laughing.
Angryvikingman on 24 Mar 2010 at 11:04 pm #
In my day it was ramen noodles.
Angryvikingman on 24 Mar 2010 at 11:06 pm #
Oh yeah, and the shirts are fixed.
ThatScoutKid on 27 Mar 2010 at 6:22 pm #
ramen noodles are still a necsessity but we couldnt make it to the store =(
-ma-kay-la- on 06 Aug 2010 at 12:36 am #
Thats some funny shit, I actually enjoyed Zombieland, but I did think it was stupid when “Talahasi” was shooting into the air wasting his ammunition, and when Bill Murri (I hope that’s how you spell his name) was sneaking up behind the main character. It was funny but dumb, I must say the movie did have some good points though like rule #1: Double Tap. It gives me some ideas for the scenarios, I happen to think about that all the time. My best friend doesn’t really care about the zombie deal, she believes it’s possible but doesn’t really pay that much attention. She says I’m a strange teenager cus I don’t like doin the things normal teenage girls do, but I find nothing wrong with it. And besides, she’s not a normal teenage girl either, but she is more normal than me.
-ma-kay-la- on 06 Aug 2010 at 3:32 am #
Nevermind, rule #1 is cardio, which is also a good rule