Archive for the 'General' Category

Hacked

All, Please accept our apologies for the downtime.  A very young kid without penis, going by the name of Van John, decided to hack the site.  Thankfully he turned out to be a stupid little boy and is most likely back to watching Handy Manny and eating pancakes with his overweight mother in the trailer [...]

Zombie Experiments: Too Risky?

For those of you who follow The Walking Dead television series on AMC, you should have caught the ending of episode 5 where it was revealed that the locked barn on the property was being used to “store” the undead.  We have to ask ourselves, what is the reasoning behind keeping the undead like this?  [...]

Zombie Preparedness Center

For those of you in the area of Lenexa, Kansas, Westlake Ace Hardware has a special section of their website just for you.  Turns out this location has also been awarded a Zombie Friendly Business Certification as well.  It is a shame that more hardware stores are not doing the same thing.  Many of us [...]

Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic

“CDC has a fun new way of teaching the importance of emergency preparedness. Our new graphic novel, “Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic” demonstrates the importance of being prepared in an entertaining way that people of all ages will enjoy. Readers follow Todd, Julie, and their dog Max as a strange new disease begins spreading, turning ordinary [...]

Food Preservation and Preparation

Aside from guns and ammo, one thing you’re going to need after Z-day is FOOD. Growing food is pretty easy so long as you provide proper watering and keep pests out of the garden. One thing that you have to consider is food preservation. Sure, you can grow enough food in the summer to last [...]

World War Z to the big screen

For those that have not yet heard the news, it looks like World War Z will be making it’s way to theaters in 2012. Here are some details: It’s coming. World War Z. The long-awaited adaptation of the zombie cult classic is shooting, and will be in theaters late next year. Paramount announced a December [...]

Zombies Are Coming: Fit to fight

Obviously some of us get out and exercise more than others, but to what extent do you need to go to be fit enough to survive? Can you run a mile non stop? Can you run it in under 8 minutes? Can you do 50 push ups? 100? What about nutrition? How much food will [...]

To “Kill” A Zombie (By QAZZY)

In popular zombie media, whether it’s literature, video games or Hollywood blockbusters, one rule remains in all of them, and it’s “Go for the head”. A blow to the brain is the only way to neutralize the zombie. While this may be the case in “magical” zombies, it won’t be in the case in virus-infected [...]

Wait and Die? I don’t think so!

The Zombie Survival Guide daily calendar, while usually a great resource, dropped the ball the other day.  They offered some advice for home defense which involved making a stand on the roof.

What Shoes is Best for the Undead Apocalypse?

At some point during the zombie apocalypse, you will be running.  It is just a given fact that it will happen.  Hopefully when you are preparing for the day the undead walk the earth, you are doing so with comfort in mind.  With that said, you need to think about what shoes are best to [...]